This would probably be the most astounding newspaper correction of all time, if it weren’t for the fact that it ran in the San Francisco Chronicle, the paper that covers the city where such things are commonplace:
C.W. Nevius’ column about Most Holy Redeemer banning drag queen performers incorrectly stated that entertainer Peaches Christ appeared at an event at the church’s hall with a dildo shaped like a crucifix. He did not appear at the event, nor does he use the prop.
I’m sure glad we straightened that out.
Next up: Holy Redeemer Church will no doubt face charges that it’s “homophobic.” Never mind that drag queens aren’t necessarily gay … or so I’ve been told, anyway.
Fortunately for folks elsewhere, this definitely can be filed under “Only in San Francisco.” Also fortunate is that I’ve chosen not to illustrate this post.
Thanks to Tweeter @cmarinucci for the heads-up.